supermeghan:

whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael for help

(x)

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

Watched the finale WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

ktgay:

Event Time Announcer shows time for #EatTheRude Twitter Campaign in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Thursday, May 16, 2013 at 9:00:00 PM.

INTERNATIONAL FANNIBALS LISTEN UP!

The link above takes you to a time converter for our twitter campaign! Just scroll down, select your country or city and voila!

If you’re at work while the show airs (like me) you can schedule tweets with TweetDeck - http://tweetdeck.com/

TWITTER RULES

Please see below for important info on how to make your tweets count! Here’s a rundown of the basics.

ONE TAG PER TWEET - #EATTHERUDE - Any tweet containing more than one hashtag will not be counted!

Example:

Good Tweet - Why is Freddie still here? #EATTHERUDE

Bad Tweet - Can #Hannibal just kill Freddie already? #EATTHERUDE

DO NOT SPAM - You may end up being flagged by Twitter if you do this, and your tweets will not be counted! (Even if you and your followers can see them)

Good Tweet - Don’t @NBC know it’s rude to be late? #EATTHERUDE

Bad Tweet - #EATTHERUDE #EATTHERUDE #EATTHERUDE

NO ‘LONE’ HASHTAGS - Your tweets need to have some text in them, otherwise they will not count towards the trend!

Example:

Good tweet - OMG Jack stop yelling #EATTHERUDE

Bad tweet - #EATTHERUDE

NO SWEARING/CURSING - Any tweet that contain swears will not be counted! (Though may still be otherwise valid)

Example:

Good Tweet - Cannot wait for Chilton to get it #EATTHERUDE

Bad Tweet -  That fucker Chilton I swear #EATTHERUDE

UNLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE TRENDING - If your Twitter account is set to private, your tweets will not count! You can always set back to private after it’s all over :D

In addition to these points, it’s a good idea generally to keep your tweets funny and short. I recommend using TinyURL to shorten any links you may be using!

See here for the list of Hannibal people you should be interacting with on Twitter - http://tinyurl.com/d6ky6hx - Scroll to the bottom for the list (feel free to follow me too!)

As always Fannibals it’s been a pleasure. I love you all and can’t wait to see what you all come up with this Thursday!

For a reminder of what we’re doing - http://tinyurl.com/d6ky6hx

To attend the Facebook event at Hannibal HQ - http://tinyurl.com/bz8z95q

Much love,

- Kristy

P.S. I hear there might be some sort of competition coming up…you’ll all have to keep your eyes peeled on that one. Track ktgay to stay in the loop or join Hannibal HQ here

IKEA today

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

pumpkinfishes:

itscarororo:

goodknight2sday:

raideo:

comradewodka:

this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit

holy shit I love this

thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh

hello yes I would like to buy your product

reason #48902 that oreos are flawless

pixieontherox:

Tumblr where you’re free to share your opinions. Oh except if you’re ____, ____, or ____. Because fuck you, your opinion doesn’t matter/I don’t agree with your opinion.